Monday, March 26, 2012

The Rat RAPE

There was a rat and he wanted to bone a rat girl.  They were out in the fields, so they were cleaner than those city rats.

The guy rat wasn't ugly.  He was a regular somewhat cool rat.  The rat girl was hot as fuck though.  All the rat guys wanted to fuck her because she'd probably have good ass rat babies.

Well one day out in the fields, the one rat dude found the hot rat girl all out on her own sniffing the ground or whatever the fuck rats do out in the fields.

He scared the shit out of her on accident.

"Oh shit!  You scared me rat boy."

"Oh shit!  I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to."

"Oh you're fine.  You're fine.  Don't worry about it.  Fuck, it's mating season and I'm starting to get all hot and shit."

"Well, I'm glad I found you out here in the fields.  Let's have sex (aka fuck)."

"Oh I'm sorry rat guy.  I don't find you attractive.  I don't like how you sing and... you're not that big.  I'm gonna go find another rat dude that I would like to bone me before mating season passes like last season and I didn't get to fuck any rats."

"Well hold on a second."  The rat kid got close to the rat girl.  "Come on.  Fuck me instead."

"Nope.  I don't want to have your shitty rat babies.  Bye."

"Oh no you don't!"  The rat boy jumped on the rat girl and fucked her right on the spot.  He raped the rat girl.  When he was done he lied on his back and looked at the sky.

The rat girl scurried off to tell her rat family that she was probably pregnant now and that the species would proliferate blah blah blah.

The rat guy was still lying on his back pondering the skies and his dick was all limp and un-boner-ized.  He smiled to himself and thought, "I sure am glad I'm an animal and that there's really no such thing as rape for us."  He rubbed his bare belly and he was smiling.  His penis (aka dick) was all hanging out limp and shit and he was dozing off...

...that rat fuck all of a sudden heard some rustling in the grass where he was lying.  He didn't know how long he had been asleep for.

"What's up motherfucker."

"Oh shit!  You scared the shit out of me... who are you?"  It was dark and the rat guy couldn't tell what rat guy was talking to him.  And then, all of a sudden, a bunch of rat silhouettes appeared, surrounding him.  "Uh, hey guys... what's up?"  He sounded like a fucking pussy all of a sudden.

"Oh... we think you know what's up."

There were about fifty rats in the rat pack.  They beat the shit of the rapist rat almost to death.  He was a bloody pulp with his eyes all hanging out and shit.

"Not gonna rape again are you, you rapist motherfucker."  They all said.

"No."  He croaked out.

And then they beat the shit out of him again and killed him and one of them said:

"You're right.  You won't."  And then he spit on him.