Everyone is in there, and you think to yourself, "Should I keep my damn underwear on?" Everyone else is naked, though, so you follow un-suit.
When everyone has clothes on, everyone acknowledges everyone else with a nod--at least in Southern California that's normal.
Get into public showers, and you don't acknowledge anyone. Bunch of fucking naked fucks walking around ignoring each other; you just gotta take that fucking shower at the public showers--you know... because you're there anyway, and you don't really want to get home and have to take a fucking shower.
You don't know if you should face the wall and be bearing your ass out to all the other dudes that are probably looking at your ass to see if you look weird--to see if you have a weird ass: hairy, saggy, wrinkly, super small, super big, roundy, squarey, shitty, flat... roundy. And plus, you can't see if someone's gonna try to rape you!
Or, you can take the shower with your cock facing out. This way you can see guys walking by and they won't look at your cock because they know you're keeping an eye on them. Motherfuckers. This way, though, you are constantly accidentally looking at weird, shitty cocks. No bueno.
It'd be better if these public showers always only had one hot girl and me in them. That'd be ok.
I don't mind that much really though because we're all just fucking humans trying to take a fucking shower in a convenient place. Fuck it. Just don't think about the girl from Transformers 3 while you're in there...
The shower floors are always grimy and slimy too...
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