100 vs 50

I'm 100 years old, right?  And you're 50... so what's the big deal?  What's the difference?  Or you're 18 and I'm 17, so who gives a fuck?  Hmmm... there's something very fishy going on here.  I mean I get, it you're 14 and you're 33.  But 16 and 54... you're good to go!  100 vs 50... I don't really see the difference, personally.  You know what I mean?  Young pussy... old pussy... young dick... old dick... little pussy... big pussy... little dick... big dick!