So, the lights were out on campus and all the way from the shitty city of Tijuana, Mexico to Los Angeles and apparently to parts of Arizona. One of the girls had left something behind in class earlier so I came to the dorm to give it to her. Plus it's fun/amusing/weird/funny/pleasant hanging out with cute 18 year old girls. Knock knock knock.
"Oh hi! Thanks for bringing my shit to me!" One of the girls with a German accent.
"Hello mate." Another girl sitting on the couch said in her Australian accent because she's from Australia.
"Hey no problem, here you go." I told the girl giving her shit back to her.
"Oh come in come in." In her German accent.
"Oh shit, thanks. What are y'all up to?"
"Oh we just enjoying the fucking black out in your country and southern California and there are so many things weird you Americans do and I'm from Germany."
"Ya ya ya ha. May I have some water I'm fucking parched, thanks."
All the girls were excited by the blackout and kept jumping up and down on chairs and couches and talking in a different language that only 18 year old girls understand. I thought they were gonna explode and a bunch of candy was going to come out of them like exploding piñatas. Then I'd have to tell the cops how they died by untamed, uncontrollable excitement--kind of like when a baby rattlesnake bites you and they don't know how much venom to put into you so they put way too much. Okay, that analogy doesn't quite work.
One of the girls was particularly excited and she was giving a speech while standing on one of the chairs: "I've been hearing that the end of the world is coming!!! My friends have been telling me that the end of the world is coming!!! They said that there would be disasters all over the WORLD!!! And there is!!! Now we're all gonna die!!! Woo!!! I think it was a terrorist attack!!! (she didn't know that the word 'terrorist' is offensive to 'terrorists' and that it's not a PC word and that 'terrorists' prefer to be called 'alternative lifestyle activists') It's all in the Bible!!! Ahhh!!! Cool!!!"
"We should take vodka shots!" Australian accent Australian girl.
"Ja!" German girl.
Super excited girl, "No!!! I can't get drunk!!! What if we get drunk and then the cops come and we all have to get evacuated because of some fire burning down the whole school!?!?!? No!!! We should go to Irvine and party!!!"
"I'm gonna take a shower with the door open because I don't wanna take a shower in the dark." One of the other cute girls said. They were all cute. It was like hanging out with a bunch of bunnies and squirrels and chicks and ponies and baby monkeys all squeaking. I thought maybe I should leave, but the girl was in the shower before I got the chance.
There was a knock on the door and the girls all flipped out. "Who could that be!?"
It was their RA (like their hall monitor girl or whatever) and she came to tell them that the lights would be out all night and that there was no school the next day, "Ya and here's a flashlight for you guys if you need it."
"Cool! We needed a flashlight! Thanks!"
"Oh you're welcome! I'll be around later to see if you guys are ok."
"Your hair looks beautiful! Did you do something to it? Did you color it!?" All the girls were perpetually squeaking and jumping up and down.
"Oh no... my hair is just losing the color I had put in it..."
"Oh cool! Is that your natural hair color then!?"
"No, it's super blonde like yours."
"Is your hair always that curly!? I love it!!!"
"Ya it is."
"You look so cute!"
"Ok bye girls!"
"Ok bye!"
I was thoroughly enjoying myself and I thought what it'd be like if it were all dudes instead...
Knock knock knock...
"Yo who the fuck could that be?"
"Shit I hope it's not that square ass fag hall monitor. Put the beers away dude he'll fucking tell
on us."
"Hey guys, I just brought a flashlight in case you guys needed one... it smells like alcohol in
here."
"Nah man we don't drink. Thanks for the flashlight. You have cool shoes."
"Oh ha ha I was gonna ask if I could drink with you guys."
"Nah man we don't have any alcohol, but if we did we'd totally hook you up."
"Ok gents, let me know if you need anything. I'll be around la..."
Slam the door on his face. "What a faggot. Hey dudes who's turn is it to suck my dick?"
Ok, maybe it wouldn't be quite like that. Back to my true story...
The girls kept talking about going to Los Angeles or Irvine or wherever there was electricity so they could party, but I found it hard to focus with a girl walking around in a towel.
"Well ladies, I must be off."
"Awww! Do you really have to go!?"
"Ya, I should get going... gotta get going... gotta go read for... school."
"Awww!!! Well, let us all fuck you before you go!"
"Umm, ok, cool." And then a bunch of 18 year old girls fucked me.
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