To Be Kind Or To Be Mean

I saw a pretty girl about the way and I flirted with her in a subtle but obvious enough way. She responded positively to my jackass jokes/flirts so I told her that maybe I'd see her again and gave her the damned winky face and she said "I'd like that" along with her smiley face. Nice! Well I'll be damned! At her place of employment I left my contact information because I had returned an item. I looked forward to seeing her the following day to see if I could ruin her interest in me as quickly as I had cultivated it. She said she'd like that, no?


I went about my way with daydreams in my head about her and me fucking around. Got to school. Got to my class. I sat at the back. I learned and as I was learning theory about hermeneutics I felt a pleasant vibration on my lap on top of my cock. Nice! An unknown number texted me that she was stalking me winky face and that it was the aforementioned girl. Well I'll be damned! We made plans to meet that day. We met. We ended up kissing on the cheeks and on the lips and all seemed gravy. Nice!


We planned to have dinner together the next day and perhaps fuck aft/postprandial. I wanted to be kind to this girl.


The following day, I stopped by and brought her her favorite coffee from her favorite coffee shop and concluded my affairs at her place of employment and she told me she was feeling a little shitty that day but that she'd let me know if she was up for food with me later. Nope. She ended up saying other plans came up, but that suuuuurrreee mmaaayyybbeeee we could chill next week smiley face. Uhhhh fuck that. Bailing on my ass because I was too nice of a fuck. Lame-ee-oh-stasis bro. So I said fuck it, not much to lose now so I asked her:


"So you seemed down to chill and shit and you got my number from a receipt. Now... Nothing. What happened?"


"Oh... Well... The kissing, and then you brought me coffee at work blah blah blah I'm not ready for a relationship right now blah blah blah bullshit slanty face." Code for: you're not mysterious and cool anymore and you were so nice to me and not a dick to me so fuck you.


Well I'll be damned. Nice!


I never said shit about wanting to relationship the shit out of her. I was just a nice dumb ass. Fuck it. I don't take back my nice actions. I wanted to be nice and if she would have given me a little time she'd see I can be mean too :)


So, as Lady Luck would have it, I got a chance to hang out with another FINE young woman the next day. Nice! Unfortunately for this new girl I decided to be mean to her. The meanness had nothing to do with her; I was just annoyed with girls and I thought I'd try being the opposite of kind. She was hot as fuck too so I said fuck it I'll hang out with her even though I'm annoyed. Lady Luck, no where to be found for my new young lady... Or was she to be found? Read on.


Out we went. We went out. On the drive I seemed uninterested and I don't think she caught me looking at her exposed legs and trying to look up her skirt even though it was impossible with the angle of vision I had. At the event I ignored her or acted confused or bored. At one point I disappeared for a while. I bought dinner and drinks.


On the drive home I said, "Wow I'm really tired. I can't wait to go home and sleep."


"We should drink some vodka redbulls at my place and stay up and watch a movie or... You know whatever."


"Ha, ya... I don't think so. Maybe another time."


"Come on... I'll show you my underwear collection." Rubbing my arm.


"I already saw your underwear."


"No you didn't!" A playful hit on my arm.


I didn't say shit even though I wanted to say nice things and drink with her and see her underwear collection and do her and be kind to her a lot.


Arriving at her house she says, "Coming in?" Touching my arm then rubbing my leg.


I intently look her in the eyes and say nothing. She goes for it and starts kissing me! Nice! I pull back.


She smiles and I say nothing as I smile slightly as if to say "Thanks, that was nice." She gets out. To her surprise I get out too and she walks to her door with me following. At the door we kiss more. She opens the door and leads me into her private place.


Well I'll be damned! Nice!


We end up boning all night and she's hot as fuck so my boner kept going strong all night. I guess Lady Luck hooked up my new girl after all! :)


To be kind, or to be mean, THAT is the question.


Fuck it. I'd still rather be a nice guy even if that means not getting laid... or at least for a while.


Maaan, I just wanna be a nice dude, you know what I mean?  I wanna be nice to everyone.  I wanna be nice to hot girls and still get laid by them.


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical.  I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.  Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.  But if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen." -- Conan O'brien